Funny Motorcycle Quotes that Will Leave You in Stitches.

Fear can invoke great terror or adrenaline rush. Motorcycle riders seem to live in the fast lane where the thrill of being on the machine makes them giddy. The riders also have some wicked sense of humor. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. -Emo Phillips. Emo Philips happens to be the one-liner master. The quote is not specific that he is talking about a motorcycle but we can go ahead and fill in the rest. Motorcycle riders are high on asking for forgiveness but they will not ask for permission when there is a high chance it will not be given. This is a quote that speaks to many of the motorcycle riders. Note to self: Never ride a motorcycle in stilettos and a miniskirt. -Maggie Grace. The number of people who hate this quote are as many of those who love it and it made the list. As much the quote is funny, it also bears a message which is riding a motorcycle when you have proper attire. You can check here for more information about the causes of motorcycle accidents. Also, this brings the issue of fashion in riding a motorcycle. When you wear a sexy outfit to ride a motorcycle, it is quite compelling. This will work when the environment is controlled like in shooting movies.

I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair. -Eric Bana. Your beauty standards will shift if you take up riding. Your mind will be preoccupied with function and speed as opposed to form and your style. Eric Bana is a former Hulk actor and he brings to attention the fact that the style that looks horrible to the average person will be a norm in the motorcycle riding community. Riders will not have an issue with helment hair but other people will not have a problem with that. You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle! -Dan Aykroyd.

This was a common face on Saturday Night Live and also a comedian. You feel a certain kind of freedom in the open road when there is no car frame standing between you and the free elements. There will be no place for stressful things in your mind when you are riding. This is a great thing to beat the blues on occassions when you cant put a finger on what is troubling you.

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